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Your 2-Week Metabolic Reset Detox...

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A simple, science-backed detox designed for women 35+ to:
âś… Burn stubborn fat & get your metabolism working again
âś… Reduce bloating & inflammation for a flatter stomach
âś… Balance your hormones & beat energy crashes
âś… Ditch cravings & improve insulin sensitivity

 

 

The Quick Detox to Kickstart Fat Loss & Reset Your Metabolism 🔥

You’re doing all the “right” things—eating clean, working out, cutting sugar—but your body just isn’t responding like it used to.

❌ The belly fat won’t budge.
❌ You’re exhausted, no matter how much sleep you get.
❌ Your cravings are out of control.
❌ Your hormones feel like a rollercoaster.

WTFF? I know....i know.

This isn’t just “getting older.” It’s a sign that your body is overloaded with toxins, stress, and inflammation. And it’s keeping you stuck in fat-storage mode.

How Do You Know If Your Body Needs a Detox?

If you’re experiencing any of these more than once a week, it’s time to hit the reset button:

🚨 Metabolic Resistance & Weight Gain
⚡ Stubborn belly fat that won’t budge
⚡ Sluggish metabolism & slow weight loss
⚡ Insulin resistance & sugar cravings

🚨 Hormone Imbalances
⚡ Mood swings & irritability 
⚡ Low energy—even after a full night’s sleep (100% me)
⚡ Brain fog & poor focus (yup!)

🚨 Digestive Issues
⚡ Chronic bloating & constipation (also me)
⚡ Acid reflux, IBS, or diarrhea
⚡ Feeling puffy & inflamed after meals

🚨 Signs of Inflammation & Toxic Overload
⚡ Joint pain & stiffness (yup me too)
⚡ Unexplained skin breakouts or rashes
⚡ Frequent colds & sluggish immune system

👉 If you’re nodding along, your body is BEGGING for a reset.

 

NO FLUFF LADIES. JUST RESULTS.🔥

 

Let’s be real—you don’t need another gimmicky detox, Pinterest cleanse, or overpriced juice fast. You need a real solution.

If you're a woman over 35, feeling bloated, sluggish, inflamed, and just OFF, your body is holding onto toxins that are keeping you stuck in fat-storage mode.

🚫 Tired of waking up exhausted, even after 8 hours of sleep?
🚫 Sick of the bloating, stubborn weight, and sluggish digestion?
🚫 Done with the cravings, hormone swings, and feeling “off” in your own body?

It’s time for a metabolic reset—and this is the most effective way to do it.

 

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:

🔥 30 Minute Consult with me

🔥2-Week Guided Detox – No guesswork. No BS. Just a simple, science-backed protocol to get your body working again.
🔥  Two-30 minute coaching calls with me – Ask questions, get support, education, and stay accountable. 
🔥 Customized Detox Plan – Based on real food, not starvation.
🔥 Proven Supplement Protocol – Medical-grade support to flush out toxins fast. (Does Not include supplements)

 

YOUR BODY NEEDS IT NOW

Your liver, gut, and metabolism are primed to cleanse. Just like nature sheds the old and starts fresh, so should you. This is the season for renewal—don’t drag the winter fatigue and bloat with you.

QUICK, EFFECTIVE, REAL RESULTS.

âś… Feel lighter, leaner, and less inflamed
âś… Wake up with more energy (no more afternoon crashes!)
âś… Beat bloating & finally have regular digestion

🔗 Sign up NOW. Let’s reset your body and metabolism together.

YES GIRL I'M ALL IN!

Still not sure if this detox is right for you? 🤔💭

I get it—you want to make sure this is the right fit before committing. Let’s chat!

📞 Hop on a quick 10-minute call with me—no pressure, no commitment—just a chance to get your questions answered and see if this detox is exactly what you need.

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MEET JO

Johanna is a Functional Nutritionist, Integrative Health Coach, and NASM-Certified Personal Trainer who helps women over 35 shed stubborn fat, get stronger, and balance hormones naturally.

Her approach is holistic, science-backed, and deeply rooted in ancient wisdom—blending Ayurveda, functional nutrition, and circadian biology to create real, lasting results. She believes in simple, practical strategies that fit into your busy life.

Johanna’s philosophy is built on the power of food, plants, and lifestyle medicine—inspired by her own healing journey through Ayurveda, nutrition, and yoga. She teaches women to eat in alignment with their biochemical individuality, using foods that nourish, restore balance, and reconnect us to nature.

She knows that food, mindset, and environment shape how we think, feel, and function daily. Her mission? To empower you to heal from within—naturally.

YES GIRL I'M ALL IN!