The Real Reset Your Body Has Been Begging For 🔥
🔥 A 2-Week Detox Designed for Women 35+ Who Can’t “Just Lose Weight” Anymore
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A simple, science-backed detox designed for women 35+ to:
âś… Burn stubborn fat & get your metabolism working again
âś… Reduce bloating & inflammation for a flatter stomach
âś… Balance your hormones & beat energy crashes
âś… Ditch cravings & improve insulin sensitivity
 You’re eating clean. You’ve cut sugar. You’re hitting the gym.
Yet your body? Unresponsive.
The scale won’t move.
The bloat sticks around. The energy is non-existent.
And deep down, girl, you know it’s not just age.
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This is what metabolic resistance looks like.
This is what hormone imbalance feels like.
This is what toxic load does to a woman’s body after 35.
And no amount of willpower fixes a body that’s backed up.
WTFF? I know....i know.
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👇 If this sounds like you, your body is waving a red flag:
Stubborn belly fat & weight gain — even with “perfect” eating
Always tired — even after 7–9 hours of sleep
Sugar + carb cravings that feel uncontrollable
Bloating after almost everything you eat
Mood swings, anxiety, or sudden irritability
Joint pain, water retention, or increased inflammation
Brain fog, slower thinking, or “not myself” feeling
Haven’t felt truly energized in months… or years
This isn’t “aging.”
This is metabolic overload.
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WHY THIS HAPPENS AFTER 35
Hormones shift.
Stress accumulates.
Liver detox slows down.
Estrogen dominates.
And suddenly, the metabolism you used to rely on… is gone.
You can’t burn fat if your body is still holding toxins.
You can’t feel energized if your liver is backed up.
You can’t balance hormones while inflammation is raging.
Your body doesn’t need another workout.
It needs a reset.Â
NO FLUFF LADIES. JUST RESULTS.🔥
 THE 14-DAY METABOLIC + HORMONE DETOX
Not a cleanse. Not starvation. Not guesswork.
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 ✅ 30-min consult to set you up for success
 ✅ Custom 2-week detox meal and lifestyle plan—based on your intake + symptoms
 ✅ Medical-grade supplement protocol — to flush toxic load fast
 ✅ Two- 30 minute 1:1 coaching calls — so you're supported + on track (day 7 and 14)
 ✅ Real food, real results
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You’ll reset your liver, digestion, hormones, and metabolism — so your body can actually respond again.
YES IM READY FOR THIS
WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT IN JUST 14 DAYS:
✔️ Bloat gone + flatter stomach
✔️ 4–8 lbs of water + fat loss (without deprivation)
✔️ Clear, steady energy (no more crashes)
✔️ Easier digestion + less inflammation
✔️ Hormones calming down — mood, cravings, sleep all improve
✔️ Feeling like you’re back in your body again
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If I can do this at 38 — while recovering from hip surgery — you can too.
Your body is wired for this reset.
It just needs the right support.
What if you're not ready to start right away?
No worries — I built this for real-life women with real schedules, careers, kids, healing journeys, and timelines.
If you can’t join live, you can still sign up now and:
✅ Get on a 1:1 call with me when you're ready
âś… Get your fully personalized detox plan delivered to you
✅ Access the pre-recorded coaching videos I created to guide you step-by-step — at your pace, on your schedule
You won’t miss a thing.
You’ll move when your body is ready — but you’ll lock in your spot and your support now.
Whether you want to detox live with us or start when you’re ready, you’ll still get:
🔥 Your custom plan
🔥 Your supplement protocol
🔥 Coach support
🔥 The full reset experience
💬 Meaning: you can secure your spot now and begin when life allows.
There are only 10 spots either way — so if you feel the pull to do this, follow it.
🔗 Sign up NOW. Let’s reset your body and metabolism together.
IM ALL INStill not sure if this detox is right for you? 🤔đź’
I get it—you want to make sure this is the right fit before committing. Let’s chat!
📞 Send me a DM on Instagram @johannasambucini—no pressure, no commitment—just a chance to get your questions answered and see if this detox is exactly what you need.
INSTAGRAM DM @johannasambuciniMEET JO
Johanna is a Functional Nutritionist, Integrative Health Coach, and NASM-Certified Personal Trainer who helps women 35+ finally break through stubborn fat, balance their hormones, and feel strong, energized, and at home in their bodies again.
Her work blends science and soul—uniting functional lab testing, metabolic coaching, Ayurveda, ancestral nutrition, and circadian biology into one powerful and personalized approach.
No restrictive diets. No guesswork. No “quick fixes.”
Johanna teaches women how to rebuild their metabolism, restore hormonal harmony, and nourish their bodies with real food, smart movement, and nature-aligned rhythms—so results aren’t just visible, they’re felt.
Her philosophy is born from her own healing journey through hormone imbalance, metabolic dysfunction, and recovery—proof that when women learn how to eat and live in alignment with their biology, everything changes.
She believes food is medicine, lifestyle is therapy, and the body knows how to heal—when we finally start listening.
Her mission? To help women remember their power, reclaim their health, and rise—naturally.
